The WORLD is shit and I'm not surprised. Specifically, George Bush is shit. On the other hand, Stephen Harper is also shit. Okay, generally politicians, politics aka "bullshit", the total democratic, non-democratic (well, except Communism cause I'm re-evaluating) process is shit. TV is shit, especially MTV, BET and VH1. I will watch all these channels, but only so that I can express my hatred more clearly. You can't hate what you don't know, right? Celebrities are shit. Specifically, any celebrity currently in rehab, just out of rehab or that should be in rehab (Winehouse, Lohan, Spears...need I say more?). I would also like to add that anybody making more than $1,000,000 for doing absolute shit is also shit. This includes actors/actresses (untalented as well as talented), musicians (this is why I freely download...liberation people!), sports figures (this means you LeBron James/David Beckham...ugh!), and anybody that somehow, someway managed to sucker the world into giving them a salary they don't deserve (Nicole Ritchie...what do you do?!). Skinny people are shit, and perhaps I don't mean naturally skinny people, but I do mean people who are abnormally skinny. You know those girls who should be a size 8, but somehow exercised/starved to be a size 2....yeah, you, you're absolute shit because a size 8 isn't the end of the world (have a pizza for shits sake...personal recommendation, extra cheese deep dish). Men are shit. Need I say more? I didn't think so. The music you hear when you're put on hold is shit, being elbowed on the subway is shit, listening to rich people bitch is shit, listening to rich people period is shit, and the shittiest thing in the world is that the world is shit and I'm not surprised.
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