Wednesday, 28 November 2007

The tiny penis that could


The magical powers of the penis only lead to moments when he can or he can't. This tiny penis could. This is the story of the penis that faced all the odds, with all bets against him and yet managed to get up (in every sense), and come through (this part is murky). The story ends with one of those fabulous "Oh my, did you see that? DID you see that?" moments that are sort of happy, yet dazed because of the surprise ending. Go, little penis go.

The owner is one Chubby Asian Dude. The name itself is one that pretty much describes CAD to a tee. He's Asian, chubby and a dude with a tiny penis that seemed like it couldn't until it was obvious that it could.

M, on a very regular London night meets Chubby Asian Dude at a party. Blah, blah, drinks and dancing, blah, blah, let's skip over to the good part. After quite the night of freakishly long foreplay (in which she discovers he is the best kisser in the world, prelude to the magic? I think so) he pulls out the big guns to move on to the good stuff, but the big guns turn out to be much smaller than expected. The small, short, tiny little pistol he pulls out almost scares her into stopping, but being the trooper that M is she is determined to finish what she started. She's got far more sexual integrity than most women and the alcohol capacity of a 250 pound man (intoxication....always a good thing in these matters).

As it happens, Chubby Asian Dude with tiny penis = Great Sex. The infamy of the tiny penis that could is a story heard almost daily (like a slow moving, yet tantalizing soap opera....Susan Lucci style). It seems that even the unassuming, not very attractive, chubby Asian dude is given the unbelievable chance to prove genetics wrong. He can, and did, get the sex he didn't deserve amidst choruses of "oh my God, how did he do it?". Chubby Asian dude with the tiny penis now gets to shag on a frequent basis (on a she-calls-him basis which is far more impressive than a he-calls-her basis). His tiny penis that could has not only deemed him blog worthy, but has given hope to all small penis-ed men and the women who have to be highly intoxicated to shag them. It's pretty beautiful, isn't it? Makes me want to shed tears (not clothes....okay, maybe clothes), hug chubby Asian dude, and thank him....for hope. Here, here.

No comments: